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Too Much Tweet
“You’re the one that wanted to follow me...”
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“I've always wanted to reach under the stall next to me and steal some unsuspecting chaps belt while it's still in on pants...”
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“WOW~that guy is kind wired...”
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“Just had a really good quesadilla”
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“dsl modem est errotto... gr.... its willy nilly... its bad bad bad”
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“I run 3 miles and work out every other day, but my girl's favorite feature about me is the trail of hair on my stomach...sheesh.”
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“If a garment is smaller than before, then I've folded it. Sorry girls, but there can't be a "right" way to fold those tube things”
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“And the foam is pink like if the gums bled like crazy! :/ Someone please kill whoever invented toothpaste with red stripes! 'k?”
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“Design faux pas of the day: toothpaste with red stripes. That's sick! It looks like bloody... something! :S”
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“A friend of mine is obsessed about some Korean model/actor/singer... Obviously, the penis size topic had to come up... LOL”
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“Belanda melangkah ke babak berikutnya di EURO 2008... Hup Holland”
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“just opened a beautiful, juicy grapefruit”
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“mozarella on top of whole grain bread; 220*C; 4 minutes to melt; yammy :)”
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“I soon reopen my eyes though, for fear of tripping on some terrain irregularity or that someone might come up and see me. :P”
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“Finding a straight, open and deserted road I like to trail it a bit in my usual hasty pace... with my eyes closed. :)”
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“There weren't enough chocolate chips in my cookie so I dipped it in chocolate pudding.”
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“freaky is my middle name..”
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“I'm really underwhelmed with orgoo.com. I think that zenbe.com has a much nicer interface.”
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“If you know Adrian Monk, stay away...there's a murder around him like every week.”